womptacular:
how to identify that shit is about to go down
researching weight loss stuff just makes me angry.
my father just answered the phone with “dude, ‘sup?”
just
why
Recovery || Frank Turner
So I’ve been pounding on the floor and I’ve been
Crawling on the walls and I’ve been dipping my darkness
For serotonin boosters, cider and some kind of smelling salts
It’s a long road out to recovery from here
A long way back to the light
A long road out to recovery from here
A long way to making it right
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maurkis:
I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It’s every parents dream.
I love it when I watch the P&R Season 4 finale where I end up curled into my comforter sobbing about Leslie Knope crying over her ballot/getting tricked by Ann
things the passing lane is for:
things the passing lane is not for:
- driving the speed limit
- considering yourself a legion of the law and smugly forcing everyone else to ride your ass
- the culmination of a pissing contest between different vehicles going the exact same goddamn speed
- semis
❝I didn’t watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes it was too painful. I kept wanting to scream at Pam. It took me so long to do so many important things. It’s just hard to accept that I spent so many years being less happy than I could have been. Jim was five feet from my desk and it took me four years to get to him. It would be great if people saw this documentary and learned from my mistakes. Not that I’m a tragic person, I’m really happy now; but it would just make my heart soar if someone out there saw this and she said to herself ‘Be strong, trust yourself, love yourself, conquer your fears, just go after what you want and act fast because life just isn’t that long.’
❝Did I ever tell you that Seth Meyers was in Fiji, my frat at NU? Yeah, he came back to visit a few years ago. His exact words were, and I quote, “This places looks like a homeless shelter.
— Alex
littlepaperhugs:
i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
❝I’m not ‘pro-abortion,’ that’s the very one clear thing I want you to understand. Abortion is not the right answer for every pregnancy. And it’s not the right answer for every flawed pregnancy, and it’s not the right answer for every rape and incest patient. But when the patient knows it’s the right answer for her, then I want to be here for her.
